amazingly genius

Freakingly amazing… I played it thrice, and he guessed it right all the time..

1. I was really thinking of my supervisor… deciding maybe it was a fluke

2. I was thinking of my best friend because I miss the girl… now this was interesting

3.  I thought of Snoopy.. Impressed! Superimpressed!

I’m never going to get tired of playing this genie – just  for the heck of disproving him.. But hell, it’s impressive… click on that genie above, it’ll be fun, worth the minute… 🙂

WTH.. I’m worth $41.. ahem ahem

Here’s the deal. You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money amount along the way. Then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin. PS, the smaller the amount the BETTER!!!!!

1. Had sex: $6.00
2. Smoked: $5.00
3. Got drunk: $5.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $3.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $4.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $4.00
7. Cheated: $2.00
8. Fell asleep in class: $0.50
9. Been expelled: $5.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $3.00
11. Given oral: $5.00
12. Got oral: $5.00
13. Prank called the cops: $3.00
14. Stole something: $2.00
15. Done drugs: $5.00
16. Dyed your hair: $0.50
17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $4.00
19. Ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $1.00
21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
22. Been in love: $4.00
23. Got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00
24. Went streaking: $4.00
25. Got arrested: $5.00
26. Made out with someone at the movies: $2.00
27. Peed in the pool: $0.50
28. Played spin the bottle: $1.00
29. Done something you regret: $3.00

“I’m worth $41”

I’m a Skunk.. akalain mo…hahahaha

Don’t forget to scroll down to see what it says about you.

January 01 – 09 ~ Ass
January 10 – 24 ~
January 25-31 ~
February 01 – 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 – 14 ~
15 – 21 ~Skunk
February 22 – 28 ~
March 01 – 12 ~ Ape
March 13 – 15 ~
March 16 – 23 ~
March 24 – 31 ~
April 01 – 03 ~ Ass
April 04 – 14 ~
April 15 – 26 ~
April 27 – 30 ~
May 01 – 13 ~ Slug
May 14 – 21 ~
May 22 – 31 ~
June 01 – 03 ~ Slug
June 04 – 14 ~
June 15 – 20 ~
June 21 – 24 ~
June 25 – 30 ~
July 01 – 09 ~ Slug
July 10 – 15 ~
July 16 – 26 ~
July 27 – 31 ~
August 01 – 15 ~ Ape
August 16 – 25 ~
August 26 – 31 ~
September 01 – 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 – 27 ~
September 28 – 30 ~
October 01 – 15 ~ Ape
October 16 – 27 ~
October 28 – 31 ~
November 01-16 ~Cockroach
November 17 – 30 ~
December 01 – 16 ~ Ass
December 17 – 25 ~
December 26 – 31 ~

If you are an Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble, and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, a! ll of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek your company and look forward to include you for all get-together’s. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well… Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful…..

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you’re cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You’re a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don’t like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn’t like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one’s back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give, and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. ! They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love….

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, yo u may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!


I spent my idle hours at work scouring the web for some sales tips and oh well, something to relieve me from stress. Here’s a gem to get you buy. Enjoy!

  • You – Off my planet
  • Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
  • Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  • I did not say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  • And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be…?
  • I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
  • Allow me to introduce my selves.
  • Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  • Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  • I’m just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
  • I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren’t asleep
  • I can’t remember if I’m the good twin or the evil one.
  • How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
  • I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  • You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
  • Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?
  • Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  • Chaos, panic, and disorder-my work here is done.
  • Earth is full. Go home.
  • Is it time for your medication or mine?
  • How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  • I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
  • Well, aren’t we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
  • Do I look like a fucking people-person?
  • If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I’ll put shoes on my cat. .
  • Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
  • Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
  • Do they ever shut up on your planet?
  • You say I’m a bitch like it’s a bad thing.
  • You look like shit. Is that the style now?
  • Oh, did I step on your poor little-bitty ego?
  • If I spread you with Preparation H would you shrink down and become less irritating?

Thanks to Patti’s Homepage


Note: This isn’t mine. It’s just me sharing a good laugh at these wisecrack answers I read on someone else’s blog (damn it, I forgot it! shoot). Anyway, enjoy!

The 5 winning smart ass answers of all time:

* Smart Ass Answer #5: *
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. *
Without missing a beat….she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.”

* Smart Ass Answer #4: *
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” *
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

* Smar t Ass Answer #3: *
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. *
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could” *
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

* Smart Ass Answer #2: *
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?” *
The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.” *


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!” *
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” *
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”*
I would like to add my own nominee!

My Uncle Ray, working at Home Depot was approached by a rather confused looking woman. He asked if he could help her. She asked “Do you have little wooden balls?” To which Ray replied, “Who do I look like? Pinnochio?” His career at Home Depot ended that day!*