nine months to prepare for life
80 some years to prepare for death (some sooner)
I’ve learned through life that the longer you take to prepare for something, the more important it is.
The sad part is few prepare.
Can I honestly say there is something beyond this existence?N
Can you honestly say there is something beyond this existence?
The exact same sentence answered the exact same way but classified differently.
Some would say I have faith and the latter are realists.
But to be a realist it would have to be proveable, which is not at this point in time.
Which means you believe it on faith just as I do and mock me for not being able to prove mine.
Yet you cannot prove yours.
DNA was not discovered until the 1950’s, does that mean it did not exist until 1950’s.
We cannot measure what happened just after the big bang because the rules of science do not apply.
Does that mean it did not exist?
Couldn’t or wouldn’t we exist now?
The question of life and death and how people feel is pretty much based on whether you’re a pessimist or an optimist;
either you believe in something or you believe in nothing
either way it is still a belief (just like religion)
maybe the question should be
is the glass half full or half empty?
a true realist would say it is half a glass;
and say they are agnostic that they just don’t know.


Note: This isn’t mine. It’s just me sharing a good laugh at these wisecrack answers I read on someone else’s blog (damn it, I forgot it! shoot). Anyway, enjoy!

The 5 winning smart ass answers of all time:

* Smart Ass Answer #5: *
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. *
Without missing a beat….she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.”

* Smart Ass Answer #4: *
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” *
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

* Smar t Ass Answer #3: *
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said. *
The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could” *
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

* Smart Ass Answer #2: *
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, “Low Bridge Ahead.” Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?” *
The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.” *


A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
“Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!” *
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” *
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”*
I would like to add my own nominee!

My Uncle Ray, working at Home Depot was approached by a rather confused looking woman. He asked if he could help her. She asked “Do you have little wooden balls?” To which Ray replied, “Who do I look like? Pinnochio?” His career at Home Depot ended that day!*